Alright, let’s cut to the chase. This week, I scraped up my knee. Assuming it was no big deal, I went back to playing tennis and waited a few hours to clean the cut…Big Mistake! When I woke up the next morning, my knee looked nasty (I realize that many of you who are reading this are in/ studying to be in the medical field, however, I don’t feel like getting into specifics because this stuff grosses me out, ya freaks!)
Speaking of future professionals in medicine, I attempted to contact Bridget, my caring and compassionate little sister because I had a few questions for her (I was hoping to get some information on the painful meds they put on the wound (I found out that Iodine makes you feel like your leg is on fire). When I realized that it wasn’t getting any better, I considered just having it cut off (That’s really not a joke. There’s a kid down the road with 1 leg because the sleezeball father didn’t take him to the hospital in time—mind you the 50+ yr. old father is the same upstanding individual who bought and subsequently married a 19 yr. old girl—gotta love that dowry…and Craig Stevenson don’t even think about it!) Unfortunately, Bridget, who is like .000001 away from a 4.0 GPA in nursing school, was unavailable because she was preoccupied by the Royal Wedding festivities…Btw, there is absolutely ZERO chance that Prince William could have landed a girl like that in real life…Any guy who has that severe of a receding hairline has one of two choices on the baldness spectrum. On one extreme, you can shave it all off completely. It probably takes some time to get used to but it’s definitely the safer play. Then, on the other side, there’s the Tom Brady hairplug thingamajig route (minus the ponytail)…Quick interesting fact, Brady’s father was briefly studying to become a Maryknoll priest. Fr. Donnie and Fr. Dan know people back in California who are still friends with him. In addition, they can confirm that Bridget Moynihan didn’t tell Brady that she was with child until she found out about him dating Gisele…Ok, you caught me, that’s a lie!).
*In other news, “Juicy” the researcher received a call from Maryknoll on Thursday night from one of the higher-up priests from the organization (Fr. Donnie hates cell phones, so he gave her his…another BIG mistake). Juicy was told to let Fr. Donnie know that an elderly priest had passed away. This recently deceased priest’s first name happened to be “Ed”, which is also the name of a priest who lives out here (he’s currently home recovering from surgery). Since there are not many “Eds” from Africa, Juicy assumed it was him. In addition, she informed the entire nation of Tanzania that this Fr. Ed had unexpectedly died. In all seriousness, Fr. Michael was getting txt’s all day from as far out as Dar es Salaam (on the opposite side of the country).
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